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Alan was last week’s winner with:
“After years of procrastination and excuses, Ronaldo is finally frog-marched to the team orthodontist.“
Do you think you can do better with this week’s competition? Enter your caption below…
“Yeh, that guy over there……..He asked if you wanted your job back!”
Yes i can smell it from here. You are out of the team until you can control your bowels.
Look boss, that russian-looking guy must be desperate for your autograph, he’s crawling on his hands and knees towards us with tears in his eyes, clutching a pen and waving a piece of paper
Mourinho learns that, after using the ‘Home’ dressing room, Chelsea had now had the affrontery to use the ‘Home’ dug-out as well!
Him! Over there, he said I suited the roll-neck look!
he did not call you the special one, o special one!
Look, it’s the team barber, and he’s got a razor
It’s him ‘Oh! Special One’, the man they call JT … He’s stealing your limelight!
Anger and frustration at Stamford Bridge as Roman keys Jose’s motor………
An unshaven tramp invades the pitch to ask the millionaires of Inter Milan if they can spare 10 pence for a cup of tea!!
That grumpy, pie-faced Italian over there says you’re not the Messiah. He says you’re a very naughty boy…
It can’t be! Christopher Reeve? I thought you were dead?!
It’s the hobbits, boss. They need Arrongance immediately or Middle Earth will be lost.
Horror and disbelief sweeps through the Inter camp on hearing a rumour that Ballack will be joining on a free transfer.
Jose look over there in the stands i can see John Terry sitting next to your wife
“Boss Boss it’s Ter Ter Terry he’s run off wi wi with”
“The Ball?”
“No w w worse”
“My Wife?”
“No w w worse”
” Not my Custard Creams!”
Mourinho is worried. When Chelsea were still in Europe he knew exactly where John Terry was on a Tuesday and Wednesday…..now he just didnt know if Mrs Mourinho was safe!
The fourth official looks for bald patches to appear after Zanetti asks “You did use my bottle of Just for men and not Cambiassos didnt you boss? We swapped his with hair removal cream!”
Hey Boss, don’t want to worry but John Terry is over there chatting to wife and they seem to be going somewhere!
“tHIS IS NO TIME FOR RING-A-RING-A ROSES, WE HAVE A GAME TO WIN”
boss ray wilkins has clonned cambiaso he told me your next then me
cambiaso look out he is going to get you
Quick Boss, John Terry is chatting up your wife!!!
The Special One suprisingly falls for the old “look over ther boss” ploy allowing a close inspection of the scalp area and confirmation of poor quality hair piece.